Well it was the mid 70’s
I was a virtually unknown producer at the time
And um, I was conducting various sonic experiments
with the assistance of Mary, my wife
Anyway, during one session I discovered
that by using a succession of techniques
I, I actually developed during the war
I could create an entirely new genre of music
and that was the night I created disco
DOOO DOOOO DOOO DOO DO I CREATED DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO
DOOO DOOOO DOOO DOO DO...CREATED DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO